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About Me Premium Member Varied Artist WilliamLeeTwitchMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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The dream that wasn't

Sun Aug 30, 2009, 11:00 PM
It started so wonderful. I'm sitting in a pool full of pudding($340 worth to be exact) topped with orange Jello (about $120 worth). I can hear footsteps behind me. I turn my head and the most glorious of things of beauty is standing above me. Charlie's Angels! Both TV and movie versions!

A second later they're naked in the pool. Only gobs of pudding are covering their naughty bits and pieces from my eyes that are already wider than that deer's before I hit it while on a delivery. Yep, that wide.

The girls laughed and frolicked as I gazed at the delight. Cameron Diaz and Farrah Fawcett rolling in the pool like they were mud wrestling. But this would be pudding wrestling cause it's a known fact that pudding is sexier than mud.

Rootbeer started to rain from the skies above. The girls use the frothy rain to was off the Jello products, but I'm distracted. Lucy Liu comes crawling cat-like into my direction. A ray of sunlight hits her as a black gospel choir (led by James Brown) stand behind me singing Hallelujah.

Yes yes yes yes!

She straddles my lap and licks here lips. FUCK YEAH! As we are about to lock lips thus starting two whole weeks of banging and mashing which I will have front row seats (cuz I'm 1 of the 2 players, giggidy) .........................
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my cell phone goes off. Magnificent dream ends without a magnificent ending

One of the guys at work wanted to know if I could cover his closing shift. Dusty owes me big time.

  • Mood: Regretful
  • Listening to: "Wake Up" by Violent Jay
  • Watching: Ranma 1/2
  • Playing: Pokemon Platinum
  • Drinking: rootbeer mixed with my tears

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  • Current Residence: Wausau, WI
  • Print preference: huh?
  • Interests: Art, music, toys, movies, comic books
  • Favourite movie: Rambo
  • Favourite band or musician: Jamiroquai, Lordi, KISS, Gorillaz, KMFDM, Gwar
  • Favourite genre of music: whatever I like
  • Favourite artist: Aiden Hughes (aka BRUTE)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Max Brooks
  • Favourite photographer: Anyone that can take a good picture
  • Favourite style of art: anything that looks nice
  • Operating System: Windows XP Professional
  • MP3 player of choice: my PC
  • Shell of choice: A turtle shell?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Justine Jolie. Hella sexy redhead
  • Skin of choice: tanned and easily sewable human skin
  • Favourite game: Soul Calibur IV
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffin
  • Personal Quote: Don't make me beat you to death with a crowbar
  • Tools of the Trade: pencils, inks, markers, paint, compasses, welders, Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop

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*WilliamLeeTwitch:iconWilliamLeeTwitch:
Shout Shout Let It All Out These Are The Things I Can Do Without Come Out Im Talking To Come Out
Sat Oct 24, 2009, 10:41 PM

Comments


:iconnoentusuke1:
i miss you its been forever!

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:iconwilliamleetwitch:
Someone misses me on this site? I'm shocked and touched at the same time. Feel free to drop me a line anytime. Thanks.

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:iconnoentusuke1:
of course ^__^ you were a good friend when i was first here and frequented the chats its much appreciated :) how are things with you and all that?

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:iconsmileypen:
Thanks for the favorites!

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:iconlordmiste:
Thansk for the faves man:)

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:iconwilliamleetwitch:
No problem, neighbor. :salute:

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It's my yard. If I wanna sunbathe nude on my front yard, then I'm going to sunbathe nude on my front yard. To hell with the neighbors.
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:iconwilliamleetwitch:
Don't send me this kind of crap. It's annoying as hell. Seriously...

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It's my yard. If I wanna sunbathe nude on my front yard, then I'm going to sunbathe nude on my front yard. To hell with the neighbors.
:iconbobbykro:
thanks for the fav my friend

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